Text on the Back of this Shirt:
On a crisp fall day in 1823, William Webb Ellis picked up a football in his hands and ran with it. To this day, BACKS throughout the world hail this moment as the birth of RUGBY.
FORWARDS however, know that the game was not really invented until one and a half seconds later, when Roland Dimrumple drove a squealing Mr. Ellis' face into the turf, kicked him in the solar plexus and told him to
"Keep his sodding hands off the ball"